I used to be picked first for everything.
Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like
B e c k h a m?
The little sunbeam that is Amy Dyer.
i just had a huge moment of realisation in this lecture and need to tell you all right now. in the film I Am Legend, Will Smith watches the film Shrek. this means that dreamworks animation studios exists in this universe. this would mean that the film Shark Tale, in which Will Smith voices an animated fish also exists in the I Am Legend universe and I’m not sure what this means
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
Edmund + sass, making faces, and being a shit (part 2/?)