I used to be picked first for everything.

Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like

                                                                 B e c k h a m?

The little sunbeam that is Amy Dyer.

The little sunbeam that is Amy Dyer.


*includes a funeral playlist in my will* 


i just had a huge moment of realisation in this lecture and need to tell you all right now. in the film I Am Legend, Will Smith watches the film Shrek. this means that dreamworks animation studios exists in this universe. this would mean that the film Shark Tale, in which Will Smith voices an animated fish also exists in the I Am Legend universe and I’m not sure what this means


cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

Edmund + sass, making faces, and being a shit (part 2/?)

“ I’m a monster," said the shadow of the Marquess suddenly. "Everyone says so."
The Minotaur glanced up at her. “So are we all, dear,” said the Minotaur kindly. “The thing to decide is what kind of monster to be. The kind who builds towns or the kind who breaks them. ”

Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There (via bleep0bleep)